Alice – In search of Wonderland

Saturday, June 14, 2008


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and then all of a sudden, there it is! A message from Ted. Saying that there just wasn’t enough time. And I ask for advice on what’s up in the city, and he says he’s out with some friends but they don’t know where they’re going either. “Take me with! (We don’t even have to make out.) 😉 I’m bored out of my mind!” I quickly reply, and at this point I’m being perfectly honest. I’m over Ted, I just want to go out and socialize. “Sorry :p” he says. (And I do give him cred for actually replying there…) So that’s the end of the Ted story, but now I have a totally differeng problem. I’m going out of my mind ’cause I’m so bored and all of the friends I couldv’e gone out with are at home sick or tired or whatever…

And I miss Tokyo like mad. In Tokyo you could go out to the nearest bar and have new friends within 15 minutes. 


But it’s Saturday!!!

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So I’m sitting here watching the finale of “A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila” 

I better get this ass of mine out tonight! But I don’t want to go out alone… Dammit!




Noooooo!!!! I can’t believe she chose the boy! What the fuck?!?! Anyone could see that Dani was the right one for her! Aaaaawww…


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Ted stopped by work today. He was there one moment, and then he was gone. “Hey, what are you going here?!” I asked, but another colleague butted in and he never got a chance to reply.

And when he was goen I thought “Surely, he’ll leave me a message somewhere. In my locker? A text message?” but nothing. All evening (I was working the late shift) nothing. And when I got home, nothing.

I sent him a text message saying “Frankie, what happened? change your mind? ;)” to which there was no reply, and I have to admit, in disbelief, that he probably did. And I’m really, really surprised!

Does this mean that it really is true that you can’t be straightforward with a guy? That we have to make you work for it, wait for it, unceartain if you will get it, in order to really keep your interrest? Even though we may want it more than you do? Even though it’s just physical? Even thouh we’d get so much more stuff done if we just dropped the charade? It kind of hurts my brain to think that I might have to keep playing this game until the end of time. I just don’t know if I have the energy.

Anyways, I’ve learned my lesson: Thou shalt not throw away all pretences and make yourself available for any guy. Sucks.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008


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His reply to my: “I could eat you up!” was “Nice… I like. 😉 We’ll see if we can manage to squeese something in…”

And according to my calculations he should contact me late, late at night and suggest we meet up soon. Probably Thursday night. Possibly Friday if he really has a lot to study.

If my calculations are incorrect… it means that… he’s not that interrested. And then…

…well, there’s always the hot instructor at my gym…

Monday, June 2, 2008

dirty minds

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Ok, so my imperfect pick-up phrase seems to have worked… partially. After I left Teddy a message on facebook I went out in the sun for a couple of hours, and when I got back he’d replied. Something like:

“That’s straightforward… guess I am, but I’m moving in two weeks. What were you thinking?”

To which I wanted to reply:

“I was hoping dirty minds think alike.” but instead I said:


“I’m bored with this city, but you seem fun. So let’s hang out.

Not usually this straightforward with guys, but you looked like someone who wouldn’t mind. Am I right?”


And then communication stopped. Maybe should’ve gone with the “dirty minds” instead. It’s too bad you can’t assume people are your friends and won’t misunderstand you. I wish I could speak freely with people and tell them what’s really on my mind.


Filed under: Uncategorized — Alice @ 4:42 pm

A freudian keyslip made me send a message to Ted on evil facebook (found him and added him to my friends list last night.) Attatched to an image of a girl yelling at a boy that said “boys are for yelling at” I wrote: “Ted, you devil, are you single?” And instead of hitting the edit-button after previewing it, I sent it to him. It should have read “Ted, you handsome devil, are you single?” Wouldn’t that have been much better? I mean, come on, you’d fall a little bit in love with a girl if she wrote that to you on facebook, right? No…?

Well, it’s better than a “poke” anyways (but not by a lot).


Saturday, May 3, 2008


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I’m going out tonight. The anticipation is high. What I’m anticipating I don’t know. Maybe I’ll find someone cute enough to make out with… 

But my stomach’s a bit upset, so I don’t really want to drink alcohol. But I probably will anyways (why are humans so stupid???). I’ll let you know how it goes…

Monday, April 14, 2008

Introducing: Skinny

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“I’m not eating this week. I have to get rid of this” she says and grabs the back of her left thigh. I look upon her, a very thin japanese chick with perfect hair. We’ve had this conversation before. Even though she’s one of the skinniest people I know, all she sees is her thighs. 

I laugh and tell her that you actually need to eat to live. Then I take her home and make her a soup that will make her full, but not fat and try to explain what you should think about if you’re trying to lose weight. I’m beyond trying to tell her that she’d look really scary if she lost more weight, instead I just giver her tips about what she can eat. But everytime we’re on this subject I die a little. I know I can never tell her what to do or judge her, so I just laugh and hope I’m not being too much of an enabler.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Alice – stealer of things

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Today I have stolen something. Well… almost. It’s not technically true, because I’ve merely taken something from my company that was free for taking, but many people had their eyes on and wanted. “I want, I want, me, me, me!!!“, said my head, so I just snatched the highly coveted item when no one was looking.  And when asked by one of my colleagues: “Did you see where that cool (x) went?” I merely shook my head and said: “No, is it gone? Must have disappeared off somewhere.” in a very cool and breezy way.

Now I’m a little bit ashamed… no, wait… that’s not right… Ah! I’m a little bit annoyed that I can’t use my swag in public. And that I can’t tell people about it, because it’s so mad cool! It’s a tiny guerrilla campaign, and I love those sort of things! Basically someone bought one of our products, turned it in to art, and snook it back in to the store without anyone noticing so that someone else might buy it. That’s why I haven’t really stolen it. It’s already been paid for once… Soooo increadibly cool, though!

Sunday, March 9, 2008

out on the town

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So I go out to the birthdayparty of a colleague and fall in love with another one. A girl who’s fiesty,  hard-working and attractive. Somehow we ended up deciding to go to the movies tomorrow, but even though I got a slightly gay vibe from her she, not only has a boyfriend (in Australia at the moment), but I also work with her. So discretion is adviced  I guess… but she’s so cute! I just want to wrestle her down and kiss her! I blame it on the many gin & tonics combined with the lack of dinner.

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