Alice – In search of Wonderland

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

the smell of safe

Filed under: life,love,Paris,sleep,travel — Alice @ 12:02 am
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I spent way too many nights with Turtle. It’s so easy to just fall back in to old patterns. Mostly we just slept in the same bed, for days in a row. I’m pretty sure he gives off an undetectable smell that enables me to sleep for ages. Like 15-16 hours a day. And the ever so comforting sensation of skin against skin. It’s just a really good feeling.

I accidentally invite him to go with me to Paris this weekend. At first I was planning on travelling alone, but then I thought it might be nice to have a travelling companion, and he agreed in a heartbeat. Neither of us has ever been to Paris so we’ll probably spend the time getting lost together and eating croissants. Possibly hitting eachother over the head with baguettes if we get on each others nerves, but let’s hope it doesn’t come to that. 

We’ve been “broken up” for eight months, but when we’re together it’s like we’re pretend-lovers. We haven’t managed to get out of coupledom, with the one exception of expectaitons. We have none. It’s like a real relationship without the pressure. And without the I love you‘s. It’s actually quite perfect since we both get to be totally selfish and still enjoy eachothers company. One migth say that breaking up was probably the best thing that ever happened to our relationship… 


Monday, March 24, 2008

hey, I AM the gay club!

Filed under: alcohol,chicks,gay,life,party — Alice @ 10:30 pm
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Despite not going to a gay club at all, I still get some chick-action. The chick, Rocker chick, is one I’ve fooled around with before. We’ve been friends for three or so years, and I’m not sure how it started, but I think I dragged her to a club once (same one as we were in this Saturday if I remember correctly) and told her that I’d make out with her before the night was over. As I recall, it was a bit awkward since she wouldn’t stop giggling, and after one more attempt, where I kinda groped her, and her still giggling, I kinda gave it up.But this time we were doing liquorice shots all night, and when I saw she had liquorice at the corner of her mouth I couldn’t resist licking it off. And her reply was a raised eyebrow and an: “Oh, you think you can get away with that?!” And then the game was on. 

I should be ashamed of myself, taking advantage of a drunken girl like that, and had I not though she enjoyed it as much as I did, I just might have been. Besides, she’s just so tiny and cute with her rocker attitude, I swear I could just eat her up! Maybe I should invite her to come sleep… er, I mean stay with me for a weekend in my other town, and see what happens?

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

gay clubbing close to home

Filed under: chicks,gay — Alice @ 8:27 pm
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I’m going back to my hometown over Easter. Was thinking I might go to the gay club. Last time I was there was many years ago, when I was in a relationship with a guy, but I remember watching a couple of girls make out on the dancefloor as if they were about to devour each-other with a look of endearment and a tinge of envy.

The only thing is that one of the former (?) owners (I don’t know if he’s moved on by now) is a friend of my family. And I’m afraid if I find someone to make out with word is gonna spread in the circles my mom travels in, and I’d hate for her to hear rumours about me and what I do from close-minded people who don’t know their ass from their face.Or maybe I just don’t care and go anyways.    

Sunday, March 16, 2008

“I wanna get to know you”

Filed under: alcohol,life,party — Alice @ 11:09 am
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I find a cute boy by the dancefloor that reminded me of another cute boy I once new, so i started talking to him.”Hey you wanna go someplace else where we ca talk?” he says and then follows up with, what seems like a very sincere: “I wanna get to know you.” And I get a bit annoyed. The night isn’t gonna be young forever, and if I start talking to him I might find that I don’t think he’s as cute anymore. So give him the only sensible reply I have: “Wouldn’t you rather make out?” After looking a bit bewildered for a few seconds he mumbles something about straightforwardness at which point I just grab him by the hair and kiss him, which is pretty easy since he’s sitting down and I’m standing up. (Later I discover that he infact is really tall.) Then I leave him to go find my friends and he disappears in the crowd.


I bump in to him later, at which point I actually sit down and talk to him, or rather listen to him talk. The boy won’t shut up! Talks about his studies and yadayadayada, blabla. And I’m sure that it might actually be interresting, but I’m kind of drunk and have an attention span of about 8 seconds. And just as I thought he got less cute when I started to “get to know him”. He finishes up with what, once again, seems to be a sincere rambling about sleeping togehther without having sex. I look at him as if he’s from outer space and decide I will definitely not take him home. The phrase: “I want to take you home and bang you sensless” would actually have been more of a turn-on here, but either way, “cute” will not get you in to my bed. He gives me his number, but I doubt I will use it, so it was probably uncool of me to take it in the first place…

Friday, March 14, 2008

but if I don’t drink – how will I have fun?

Filed under: alcohol,party — Alice @ 12:51 am
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And the day after tomorrow. 

These are the days the intake of alcohol will be higher than usual.  Especially on the day after tomorrow, since that’s the day I, myself will be holding a party… And the alcohol will be flowing.

But my throat is still weird. Kind of sore, but not really… Man, I hope I don’t lose my voice before my own party! 

Thursday, March 13, 2008

I’ve lost control

Filed under: fitness,life — Alice @ 6:00 pm
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Look at how meloderamatic the title of this post is. The matter of the fact is that I’ve only lost control over my afternoon/evening. I was planning on going to the gym straight after work, but I came home and got a bit stuck by the computer, and now I’m beginning to get hungry, which means I’ll be starving/fainting if I go to the gym without eating anything proper first. 

Gosh, I’m just making up excuses aren’t I? I’m grabbing a sandwich and then kicking my butt to the gym to create the body I deserve. Whoagh!

Wednesday, March 12, 2008


Filed under: blog,paranoia — Alice @ 8:02 am
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I’m really no good at this “blogging anonymously”-thing. The idea of a non-cencored blog, where I write stuff that I don’t talk about to people who know me, gets kind of lost since I’m convinced that. sooner or later, the blog will be found by someone who knows me. Although highly unlikely it’s not impossible. And the more precise information I give out, the easier it will get to be found. (I feel like a criminal on the run here.)

So out of paranoia I feel uncomfortable talking about what kind of company I work for or even which country I live in. I also try not to write about the same things as I do in my “official” blog so that people won’t be able to match the two together.At the moment it’s hard, since I’m not involved in much craziness, intrigues or evil schemes, but ideally this blog should be so different from the other one, that no one would be able to make the connection between the two different Alices…

And now I’m off to eat breakfast in the closet, with my hat made of aluminum foil so that the aliens won’t steal my brainwaves.Taaa.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

yarr, matey!

Filed under: alcohol,life — Alice @ 11:07 pm
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My throat threatens to get sour. 

I bribe it with rum, hoping it’ll stay out of trouble. 

Alcohol kills bacteria, right…? 

the lack of excitement makes me gay!

Filed under: chicks,life,love — Alice @ 5:51 pm
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On my way home from work today I got that… you know that feeling that your chest kind of cramps up in excitement? Except I had nothing to be excited about.  The only thing I’ve got going for me right now is that I really like my job, and that my family isn’t too far away. But other than that, I have no life. See, I have no parter in crime for the first time in a long time. No boyfriend, no allies, no high school-like conviction of “It’s us against the world.” Right now it’s just me. Against the world.

Now I know you might be thinking: “Isn’t that a tad dramatical?” and truthfully, yes. Yes indeed it is! But what the hell’s a girl to do when her life bores her increadibly? I’m not asking to fall in love or anything, in fact, I’m asking to be left the hell out of those sort of emotions and arrangements, but what does a girl have to do to get some sweet ass around here? I mean, come on…

Now, the boys are so-so cute, but most of the girls here look like they’re freakin’ edible! Mmm, girls.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Alice – stealer of things

Filed under: Uncategorized — Alice @ 5:39 pm
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Today I have stolen something. Well… almost. It’s not technically true, because I’ve merely taken something from my company that was free for taking, but many people had their eyes on and wanted. “I want, I want, me, me, me!!!“, said my head, so I just snatched the highly coveted item when no one was looking.  And when asked by one of my colleagues: “Did you see where that cool (x) went?” I merely shook my head and said: “No, is it gone? Must have disappeared off somewhere.” in a very cool and breezy way.

Now I’m a little bit ashamed… no, wait… that’s not right… Ah! I’m a little bit annoyed that I can’t use my swag in public. And that I can’t tell people about it, because it’s so mad cool! It’s a tiny guerrilla campaign, and I love those sort of things! Basically someone bought one of our products, turned it in to art, and snook it back in to the store without anyone noticing so that someone else might buy it. That’s why I haven’t really stolen it. It’s already been paid for once… Soooo increadibly cool, though!

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